Tech Support Humor

If you have ever wondered, yes we in the IT field have a good laugh now and then.  These are all submitted jokes, so please feel free to submit your IT related jokes to Myke Reinhold.

The seven reasons I joined the IT field
1) I hated sleep
2) I had enjoyed my life enough
3) I couldn’t live without tension
4) I wanted to pay for my sins
5) I believed in the Bhagwad Geeta principle : Do work,Don’t care about results
6) Everything in life has a reason; I wanted to prove it wrong
7) I wanted to take revenge on myself

Don’t look at the light
Customer: “My mouse doesn’t work any more.”
Tech Support: “Is it an optical or ball mouse?”
Customer: “Huh?”
Tech Support: “Does it have a ball or light?”
Customer: “It has an light on top.”
Tech Support: “On top?”
Customer: “Yeah. It was underneath before, but it looks better when it’s on top.”
Tech Support: “Ok, try turning it around so the light points down on the desk.”
Customer: “Oh! It works!”

Start the day with a smile
Open a new file in your PC.
Name it as “Boss”.
Send it to the RECYCLE BIN.
Empty the RECYCLE BIN.
Your PC will ask you, “Are you sure you want to delete Boss permanently?”
Answer calmly, “Yes,” and press the mouse button firmly….
Feel better? Have A Nice Day.