9 Skills Every Nerd Needs

Every nerd in the world claims to be the smartest, well if you do not have these qualities…you are not a nerd.

9 - Explain what e=mc2 means to a liberal arts major

8- Build a PC blindfolded

7 - Calculate a pitcher’s earned run average (yes, nerds watch sports too…some even played for years)

6 - Know the question 42 is the answer to

5 - Recite Pi to 23 decimal places

4 - Code a webpage using notepad (anything is better than FrontPage)

3 - Differentiate between Dr. Pepper and Mr. Pibb (23 flavors cannot be copied)

2 - Locate Ogdenville on a map

1 - Debate the relative merits of an Imperial Star Destroyer versus the USS Enterprise

If you do not know the answers, please feel free to ask and I will educate you. 

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